Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

Scenes from the Long Island Class B girls basketball championship between Babylon and Cold Spring Harbor on Saturday, March 7, 2026, at Suffolk County Community College in Selden. Credit: Anna Connors ...

The sun hangs heavy over central Iraq in late afternoon, painting the ruins of Babylon in heat and light. Dust rises from the ground in soft clouds, carrying a faint scent that seems older than time ...