Snevets, ranked as the number one university worldwide in innovation by The St*pe, is once again at the frontier of advancement. The school filled large departmental vacancies last year with therapy ...

Due to the previous dean’s sudden disappearance, Tillie was appointed Dean of Students. Tillie had an extensive history of being cute, being cute, being cute, and being cute, which made her the ...

I understand it gets confusing sometimes. That doesn’t seem to stop us from copying and pasting every assignment into AI just to get some mediocre answer sure to get us a C+ max. Not ...

Music is one of the worst forms of media; it doesn’t really make any sense. It is just a big performative mess of human emotion… ew. I have really been trying to get into music, but it's really boring ...

If you’ve ever considered taking excessive amounts of steroids and hormones, smashing your facial bones, and becoming infertile in the name of beauty, chances are you’re inspired by Clavicular, a ...

Snevets mascot, Atilla the Duck, appears to be named in the recently released Epstein files, according to documents reviewed by The St*te last Tuesday. The reference, buried deep within the released ...

In 1987, Snevets’ founder famously gave a speech about the benefits of not touching grass, claiming that grass was a disgrace to everything they stood for. Since then, Snevets’ students have dedicated ...

In a world that seems to care more every day, the real secret to success may be believing in your future. This week, a big question on my mind has centered around the art of caring. There has been ...

In an organization inherently dominated by women, one man stands to persevere and fight against society’s confines. Known as a local legend on campus, that man is none other than Itai Geller. If you ...

Scientists from the University of Edinburgh have been able to tackle plastic pollution by converting plastic into Vanillin, the primary component responsible for vanilla's flavor. Plastic bottles are ...

Three parts. One goal. No forgiveness. The SAT comes every year without fail, forcing millions of students across the country into classrooms of endless desks filled with dread in the crack of dawn.

In a groundbreaking move that has left absolutely no one surprised, the university has officially announced the launch of His Stevens, a long-overdue counterpart to Her Stevens that aims to spotlight ...